heislikefireburningthroughtime:

my mum just told me to “stop being so depressed all the time”

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shutupaubrey:

are you a dog? no ? goodbye

krustomer:

life hack: put your lips on mine to keep warm

kevinshalo:

"What are you twelve"
Yeah on a scale of one to ten bye

person: how long does it take to get there?
me: 3 songs

wrinklefucker:

godtie:

fun fact: if a persons body odor smells good to you that means they have an immune system basically opposite of yours! this happens so the chances of finding a mate with the opposite immune system is greater and the chances that any offspring you produce together will have a stronger immune system is greater.

this is fascinating

Lust is Saturday night; love is Sunday morning.

- Kid in my lit class (via unfadedlight)

pyksii:

saddeer:

I have this weird theory that some people are drawn to each other because their atoms were near each other when the universe was created and over time the same atoms keep coming back together

DID YOU JUST SCIENTIFICALLY EXPLAIN SOUL MATES?!