nosdrinker:

*saves game six times just in case*

officialunitedstates:

to all my spanish speaking followers:  hola

to all my non-spanish speaking followers who feel left out:  don’t worry, I just said “hello”.  maybe someday you too can grasp another language

trillow:

this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don’t be afraid

officialdailycouple:

When someone says Disneyland and Disney World are the same thing:

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yzma:

the chicken from season 1 is more important than larry

unclefather:

how to kiss a boy

  1. grab his waist
  2. slip your hand in his pocket
  3. steal his wallet
  4. dont even kiss him
  5. just run