"sit up straight" how dare you i’ll sit as gay as i please
would not be surprised if the CIA wanted to recruit me. I have medium knowledge of memes, know how to use calculator, and have broad shoulders. the three most important CIA skills
i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying
"oh no my potato"
I hate when a person says they’ve had a bad day and everyone, instead of trying to cheer them up, enters a competition of who’s had the shittest life